You are blessed with the ability to piss standing up but you cursed with a piece of equipment that leaks and often misses the mark. It is essential you check the toilet after you take a piss.

Look on the floor directly below you to see if there are any piss drops. If you see them, take a piece of toilet paper and clean it up. If you know your aim was a bit wild check the side of the toilet bowl and behind it as well.

Your family doesn’t want to be stepping in your piss. This habit will put you in good stead when you visit the house of your girlfriend. She will be mightily unimpressed if she goes to the toilet after you only to discover a man-made lake of piss has formed in front of her toilet.